Whats with Man & B.R.E.A.S.T.S

eh! Come on la korang.
jangan lah terkejut.
it is Friday bebeh!!!
let's have some light joke lah ek?
(light ker? hahaha)




7 qualities to be a perfect wife:


Beautiful
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful
Self-Organized



In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S !!!!!!!!


kesimpulan??LU PIKIR LA SENDIRI!mauakakakkaakakakakkak...OOPPSS!



Q and A session


1. Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.



2. Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.



3. Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.



4. Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject.



5. Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.



6. Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.



7. Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.



8. Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy's hand.



9. Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked 'Why'?
A: The animals told him...........'Your tail is in the front'.



ok. dah gelak?
or atleast tersenyum simpul?


HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND everyone!=)



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