Nine words women use...

1.) Fine :
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are Right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing :
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing Usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead :
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh :
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay :
This is one of the mostdangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks :
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever :
Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.


Send this to the men you know, to warn themabout arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.